I didn’t know emus could play guitar.
fake-mermaid:
look what my friend did to her dog i can’t breathe
the-vashta-nepeta:
The friendzone is full of
cuddlefeyrac:
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
riskyrussian:
marchcronus:
I AM A VERY SERIOUS ROLEPLAYER
This is better than the wwaywway vvagabond voice clip i can’t find anymore
axto:
aleetlepinch:
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.
I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.
rockandrollwinterfell:
ohmypheels:
fulltimeinternet-fangirl:
crushmorelikehostage:
breffski:
smileyarmy:
suck-mypokeballs:
bofurbofureverywhere:
writer-of-wrongs:
bbcsherlockftw:
batched:
whaddup, my name is Blenderdick Custardbath
And I am Benadryl Slumberbelch. Lord of all.
BOPPINSTICK COMEDICMISMATCH
BACKITUP LUMBERBATCH
BEACHBODY CUNNINGSCRATCH
Brodyquest Numbercrunch
I sound like a mathmatical cereal.
benedict custardbath
FUCKING BLUBBERBUTT THUNDERCATS
BLENDERDICK SLUMBERBELCH BEAT THAT YO
but if your first name started with b and your second with h then you would be..BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH.
I actually got Benedict Cumberbatch
but
but
what
hahahahahahahaha
both my parents are Backitup Johnnycash hahahahha
themongooseandthesnake:
“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick before running into the sunset in search of some hella fine ladies.